This Never Happens in Maine
We usually try to write nice posts about either our area or the real estate market but this is just too much and I had to put it up here. We get a lot of ribbing around this parts from friends and neighbors who go south in the winter for a few weeks in the sun. They love to call when they know we are in the middle of a major snowstorm or cold snap and tell us how they just got sunburned playing golf or tennis or how nice the water is in the pool.
Well this just came across the news: Frozen Iguanas are falling from the tress in Florida .
That pretty much seals the deal right there for me. You can keep Florida and sunburns and tennis and golf at unnatural times of year. Yes sir, Mr. Man I'm staying right here in good old Maine where sure it might get a little chilly every now and then and yes, we do get some of the white stuff but we never, ever have to worry about getting hit on the head by a frozen prehistoric lizard.
Good gravy, mother, it almost sounds biblical, like a plague decimating the population or a flock of locusts eating all the crops. Frozen iguanas falling on people from trees. If you're ready to get out of there and move to the best spot on earth, call our office right now and we'll be glad to help. If the phone is busy, keep trying, everyone is trying to get out of Florida this afternoon.
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